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Since this endearing depiction of our Leader and his swan, his goose is but a well-cooked memory of Christamasses past and foie gras well spread; the hat - an Akubra boss, unlike its owner - little more than a scrap of tired fondled felt literally and figuratively on its last legs; the Driza-Bone is just a shred of its former self, performing its one last earthly function as a sadly repurposed tarpaulin for keeping the pile of firewood dry on the veranda; the shirt which saw so much hard Yakka has become nothing more than a cleaning rag after suffering the sarcastic indignity of Biff’s emetic disposition; the sunglasses reflect the indignity of being trapped and rendered wingless, lensless and effectively useless between twin hemispheres of unforgiving gluteus maximi ; and the chap in the hat staggers about on those last legs all knobble-kneed and cantankerous, his beard white and unkempt, his spluttering musings tilting dangerously toward chaos.

The only thing that has survived intact is the screwdriver - if only he could remember where he put it...

To quote Randy Newman - everyone goes bad eventually.