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Since this endearing depiction of our Leader and his swan, his goose is but a well-cooked memory of Christamasses past and foie gras well spread; the hat - an Akubra boss, unlike its owner - little more than a scrap of tired fondled felt literally and figuratively on its last legs; the Driza-Bone is just a shred of its former self, performing its one last earthly function as a sadly repurposed tarpaulin for keeping the pile of firewood dry on the veranda; the shirt which saw so much hard Yakka has become nothing more than a cleaning rag after suffering the sarcastic indignity of Biff’s emetic disposition; the sunglasses reflect the indignity of being trapped and rendered wingless, lensless and effectively useless between twin hemispheres of unforgiving gluteus maximi ; and the chap in the hat staggers about on those last legs all knobble-kneed and cantankerous, his beard white and unkempt, his spluttering musings tilting dangerously toward chaos.
The only thing that has survived intact is the screwdriver - if only he could remember where he put it...
To quote Randy Newman - everyone goes bad eventually.
Bloodwood Winery is a family-owned and operated winery located in the heart of the Orange wine region. The winery has been producing cool climate wines since its establishment in 1983, and its focus on sustainability and organic farming practices has earned it a reputation as one of the leading wineries in the region.
There is a winery in the Upper Hunter Valley which has a problem with toilet doors. (Indeed, in so far as one can allocate a gender to a securely hinged reinforced protuberance, this particular winery has a problem with male toilet doors.)
It is my wont, in these balmy days of leisure and lunacy between the late recent terror of winter bottling in Orange and the appalling challenge of another damp (sic) Spring, to take in the odd wine tasting.
Let’s call him Brian and let’s call the wife of Brian, Lorraine. Brian and Lorraine (the wife of Brian) visit the Bloodwooed cellar door. They engage in the full Saturday afternoon wine tasting experience which involves plenty of risqué repartee, some little historical banter and a double dose of the tales of Bloodwoods past and present.
Standing in the blend block the other day, pruning my way along a row of restless Cabernet Franc vines, I had a very strong feeling of pride in our livestock. An investigatory vehicle had rolled up to the cellar door and, as is usual in these cases, Mum and Dad struggled out of the front seats, while a phalanx of kids, freshly blooded greyhounds that they were, bolted from the back of the vehicle and raced towards the dam.
A rather nervous looking bloke recently stumbled into the Bloodwood Cellar Door and ordered a Pinot Noir Magnum and a straw. Apparently he is a recovering anatidaephobic (look it up) not at all impressed with the omnipresent Bill and Ben story in the previous newsletter.
This great grape of Germany and Alsace produces the finest of all white wines. That’s a bold statement in these days where the latest fashion in wine styles is the highest contemporary currency in the wine business. Still, Bloodwood belongs in the Wine Trade, and while we do, we will continue to assert that Riesling does it for us.
And iz harving troubles with "arnimarles". According to Christian, who is but one of approximately five million Danes in Denmark but a very comfortable majority of Danish types at the excellent Reynolds Yarraman vineyard in the wild sandstone country of the Upper Hunter,"dees arnimarles are dicking
This tasting of wine is a funny business. I find that there is a general reluctance to actually examine, let alone identify flavours and impressions during a tasting. It's as if the messages being relayed from the tongue and palate are lost on their way to the brain..as if there is such social intimidation tied up in the use of descriptive terms during wine tastings
Even Cabernet Sauvignon, one of the later varieties around here, is at advanced bud swell. By this time in the progress of viticultural events, we have a fairly good idea of the potential for next vintage.Even Cabernet Sauvignon, one of the later varieties around here, is at advanced bud swell. By this time in the progress of viticultural events, we
When you are selecting a site for your vineyard, there's a lot to be said for dirt. Not only is it a fairly handy medium in which to stand trellis posts but it can also play a critical role in the quality of your fruit.
It's that unpleasant business where the tucker you eat is broken down by micro-flora resident somewhere below last years hiatus hernia. This reaction releases quite a lot of heat, and copious amounts of gas as well as providing you with the energy needed to catch and cook your next meal.
It's the sort of name that attaches itself to the family chemist, or local barber. It may even be the maiden name of the captain of the best team of net ballers you've ever seen clout the canvas. It's a name of some moment and conservative style!
Mind you, having a few bottles loose in the top pallet isn't a pre-requisite, but it is helpful in coping with the sometimes inhuman demands of production and marketing in a modern winery.
So here’s the thing. It’s been dry before and it will be dry again. What is so different this time round? Why has the proverbial hit the fan across such a wide area of Eastern Australia from NW Queensland to SE New South Wales.
I mean, there must be thousands of swamps around the world, and we are all witness to the fecundity of the Common Rufus Mounted satellite dish
The dogs are barking at Rosewood Winery. Bill Chambers leaves the cellar door visitor with the distinct impression that he is one of the genuine gentle men of the Australian wine scene.
Forget about Eisenmeyer's Swine Science in dowdy old hard-covered tomes published in some backwoods mid-west State of fly-over America and read on.
Traditionally, in Australian terms, the quality of wine has been related to the use of irrigation. If your particular vineyard was irrigated, then your product was known as irrigated, and therefore, inferior.
Your typical crab is basically a pair of ragged claws; an armor-plated, hard-shelled and spiky sort of a conveyance which spends quite a bit of its day keeping quite extensive areas of its thorny profile low in a protectively subdued type of environment quite close to, or preferably beneath the surface of all things.
A wine auction is as good a place as any to observe democracy in action. To me it represents the very pinnacle of the western market economy, and therefore demands certain forms of behaviour …